This comic is based on pretty childish thinking. Repaying student loans isn’t a cure. It’s making everyone else pay the price (either through inflation, through rising education costs, or through direct tax later).

Second, cancer isn’t a choice–student loans are.

More accurately would be: I’m going to be so upset if I have to suffer even a little again to help everyone else make up for their bad decisions.

Red sea attacks… so just leave out the US soldiers killed.

So it’s just a standard double precision floating point? Makes it seem like 15 decimal places was hand selected.