Because Simon Hooper is an absolute turkey. He always has a clueless expression on his face.

So he dribbled past a few players then passed it back. Wow how revolutionary, the Premier League has had headless chicken wingers since the start.

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

Prime Michael Owen would be absolutely terrifying in this era, especially with improved medical science.

Him playing with Salah and Mane would be every team’s nightmare.

Divock Origi was almost sold to Wolves in the 2018 transfer window after a poor loan at Wolfsburg. He chose to stay and fight for his place when Salah, Mane and Firmino had entered their peaks.

He didn’t play a single game for Liverpool until December 2018 when he came off the bench against Everton.

He then scored the winner in that game. This would begin many years of him scoring important goals for Liverpool that would make him a legend.

They’re trying to win as much as they can before they are convicted.

Man City 4-3 Spurs in the Champions League Quarter Final.

Incredible game, plus the look on Pep’s face when Sterling’s goal was disallowed was priceless.

No one cares what Man City do anymore.

Drogba vs Carragher was a great one for a few years. Sometimes Drogba would tear him apart, other times Carragher would have him in his back pocket.

It was nice during Drogba’s last season of his first spell at Chelsea when they hugged after Carragher tackled him.

He’s from Manchester too. He shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near Man City games. He may be an Altrincham but it’s very likely to have friends and family who support the Manchester clubs.