Guys if we actually get Osimhen I’m just going to throw away all my pants as there’s no chance they will fit around the massive erection I will be sporting 24/7.

I’m strangely unenthused by the prospect of Toney, just doesn’t seem like enough of a step up to be worth it.

The solution is to have another independent panel to check whether the first independent panel made a clear and obvious error in their review all while giving the officials more overtime pay.

Me too, was encouraging to see.

Yesterday’s comically bad header aside I feel Havertz is actually starting to show some progress. The last three games have shown slow growth (go faster…).

It’s really unreasonable of ETH to expect McTominay to score 3 here.