badger badger badger badger badger badger badger MUSHroom MUSHroom badger badger badger badger…
SnaaaaAAAke a scary SnAAAAke
When come back, bring pie.
I’ve always hated this one. My peers in college loved it. I’m still confused to this day.
Shit like Powerthirst and Charlie the Unicorn were funny. This is… not like those.
Not just Millennials. That title set me off as a Gen-X.
Before the internet the most common quote bomb was any Monty Python line…and to their credit, that is still active and effective.
I soiled my armor I was so scared!
All my friends can quote Holy Grail but not so much Flying Circus (besides all the most popular lines). Some that I’ll always say to myself like a psychopath:
“‘Oh, an hoop’”
“Caribou… gorn”
“Oh you’re no fun anymore”
I like to randomly shout “Albatross!”.
My SPOON is too big!
I am a banana!
My anus is bleeding!
Tuesday’s coming. Did you bring your coat?
I live in a giant bucket.
My Anus isbleeding
My Anus. is bleeding!
For the love of God and all that is holy! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Tony Lazuto says hello
deleted by creator
Charlie…come to candy mountain
RING RING!
H-hello?
Shun the nonbeliever!
Shuuuuuuunnnnn!!!
A magical Liopleurodon Charlie!
Charlie, you look quite down with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn’t have to be so gray!
We’re on a bridge!
Look over there Charlie, it’s the Choo Choo Shoe!
Alaska can come too
WTF, mate?
Fucking kangaroos…
The EEeeYyYND
ima firin my lazarrrrr
I’m in charge of Malaysia
I herd u liek mudkips
WTF is YTP?
YouTube Poop.
I had to google that too. The date range they gave would include a lot of pre-youtube stuff, so I assume they’re either misattributing early internet videos to youtube, or they’re young and this is their experience with millennials (and they just assume it came from youtube because it’s always been around for them).
Or they’re saying people who were online during the early internet are the kind of people who enjoy obscure YTPs. I was sort of online from 2005-2008, but definitely online during the heyday of YTP which was the early 2010s.
I thought you were shitposting, but…that’s really what it means, apparently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube_poop
Millennial here, terminally online since the most advanced web technology was the <blink> tag. Never heard of this before. Go figure.
<marquee><blink>This website is under construction!!!1!</blink></marquee>
I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago. The Llama song, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Do you like Waffles?, Schfifty Five, Cows With Guns.
That’s all stuff from before i started using YouTube so heavily. It used to be that YouTube was just where i woukd watch Halo videos like RvB, Machinima, or Matchmaking.
I have so many off these from funnyjunk, NewGrounds, eBaumsworld, and a half dozen other websites i have forgotten the name of from 20 years ago.
Back when the internet felt like an endless sea of small random websites to discover. I know it was unpolished as hell, but I miss that compared to everything being on the same handful of corporate-samey sites.
AlbinoBlackSheep is another big pre-YT meme site I remember from back then
They introduced me to ratatat
That’s the big one i knew i was forgetting. Absolutely wild times sharing those videos with my brother and friends
I miss when websites were full of original content and not the endless slog of reposted memes making the same joke on the same template about slightly different topics.
Don’t forget Badgers, Charlie the Unicorn, Shoes, PBJ Time, and, maybe most importantly, the GI Joe re-dubs!
Pork chop sandwiches! Oh shit whatthefuck!
Yeh we like waffles!
IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT WHERE HE AT PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY
caaaaaaarrrrrl
that kills people, carl!
ohh well I did not know that
THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
You could make a religi-- no, don’t.
Or earlier.
All your base are belong to us.
Someone set up us the bomb!
H E L L O _ G E N T E L M E N
YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DOG!YOU’RE THE MAN NOW DOG!
Still sending this. My best friend at the time was in the movie. We were chanting this before the website!
snooPINGAS usual, I see
If I may be pedantic for a second, The End of the World was originally from albinoblacksheep. YTPs came much later 🤓
Now for a tiny subset of my trigger phrases:
“Don’t forget your umbrella!”
"Tomorrow I’ll-”
“If that makes you feel uncomfortable, that’s too bad!”
Oh man, albinoblacksheep was so cursed. So many things my young eyes weren’t ready to see, including a poorly drawn cartoon clip of a dog walking in on her humans giving/receiving a hand job lmao. Weird times.
The worst thing I remember seeing on there was a crude animation of a very graphic and violent crime (I’d rather not specify) set to Tiny Tim’s “Tiptoe Through the Tulips.” My friend and I loved it and sang/pantomimed it regularly, but yeah… That animator was either pretty disturbed or otherwise 12 years old.
For my nightmare fuel, some of the animations from Rathergood (Spoonguard being the one I can’t forget) were terrifying.
Tales of the Blode, though? That was my shit.
CHYAA CHYAA UNDIS UNDIS