‘wank clown’ is crimininaly under utilised.
Fucking libnozzle.
Is libsucker even an insult?
I’m liking “scumwaffle”; as in you “filthy scumwaffle”
Here is an opportunity to use it: https://sh.itjust.works/post/25206228
We are sleeping on lib goblin
I’m going to become a champion for the lesser curses, like ‘wankclown’.
Edit: getting replied to by a load of scumwits. disgraceful behaviour
You’d like that you libnozzle.
Trump goblin
“Dirthat” has some potential
Shut up, dirt hat!
why don’t you say that to my face, dip goblin!
Trust a wank clown to call someone a dirt hat.
Justice for dirt hat
A few of my favourites that haven’t been called out in the comments yet:
- bumsucker
- assass
- scumstick
- dogboy
- poophat
- pissshit
- wankbag
- dirtclown
tbh i’m a bit of a dirtclown, but i have a friend who is a proper wankbag.
assass
Makes me doubt the whole chart. Who is using this ever?
Maybe it’s picking up words like “assassin” unintentionally
dogboy
How are dogboys an insult? Woof woof!
One of my friends always used to say well I’m going to go take a shitpiss.
This is survivorship bias. You can’t look at the chart for low-use curses. You have to look for what isn’t there, you rhino flossers.
Seems to be missing “hole,” “canoe,” and “whistle.”
Bucket
I’m looking for the lighter squares for more innovative-sounding ones. Like Trump Goblin and Scum Wit
Wank clown
Look here bum boy
Dirt-hat
There are some that are just unusable. I mean, dirthat and dirttard? Who are you going to say that to? Butting into the gardening comms like:
Look here all you dirttards! Man made structures are the best! I see dirthats sayin’ shit like “plants are helpful to the environment! They’re tasty!” BUT NOT AS GOOD AS MAN MADE FOOD! Why don’t you go bury yourselves, you pathetic dirtwit!
lib sucker
trump nozzle
wank sucker
lib nozzleWank sucker is not used enough
I’ll choose my own insults, thank you very much, ya big cheese licker. You’re such a lib nozzle. My nana thinks you stole her tweezers. She may have just put them in the knife drawer like last time, but it shows you’re untrustworthy - she’s a great judge of character when she’s more lucid. Wank sucker.
Ya cum-lord
Poor ‘dipstick’ being so high on the list. I wonder how often it’s actually used as a pejorative vs the tool being mentioned in car subreddits.
I like the band that clearly indicates the versatility of shit, dick, and fuck.
I’m also curious as to why “shitshit” isn’t among the least used combinations on this chart.
Only a libnozzle would be wondering about “shitshit”
Spoken like a true Wanksucker.
Why don’t you come over here and say that to my face, you dirtwit!
Probably used when someone is saying “oh shit, shit, SHIT” but the data only scraped the first two uses. That’s my guess, anyways.
Can we just appreciate that Trump made it into the data.
Missed several of George Carlin’s 7 words you can’t say on TV:
Shit ✅ Piss ✅ Fuck ✅ Cock ✅ Cunt ❌ Cocksucker ✅ Motherfucker ❌ And Tits ❌
Tits, meet toots! Toots, tits! Sounds like a breakfast cereal 🥣😋!
wanksucker is definitely too light, that seems like a great combo
I have GOT to find a way to use twat waffle. Maybe I’ll practice for a few months, repeat it in my head over and over with different intonations, rehearse my delivery in the shower or in quiet moments on the train. And when it is ready I will find the one perfect time and place to unleash it. It will be epic.
Holidays are coming up… It is gonna be a jolly twat waffle Christmas.
Which fuckbuckets are saying shitlord so much?
I have never once seen “fuck goblin” but this chart indicates it’s not unsaid, just that it’s not used quite as frequently as the other combinations.
Prominently used on the anti kids subreddit I think
r/childfree tended to use “crotchgoblin” a lot. I sure did when I was there.
