It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
It's Friday at 5pm. You're all set to go home and relax then your monitoring dashboard goes like this....
More of a sysadmin humor, but there's not really a community for that, and from what I've seen here, there's plenty of overlap.
Note: This is just a drill, but it did happen last weekend.
incogtino @lemmy.zip "Well, see you Monday!"
45 0 ReplyAdmiral Patrick @dubvee.org OP
(Already halfway out the door) You got this, right? 👏 👈😎👈
16 0 Replyhenfredemars @infosec.pub Found the senior dev.
Seriously though, go enjoy your life. Even work emergencies are just work.
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BlueLineBae @midwest.social
32 0 ReplyLordPassionFruit @lemm.ee God damn it, I hate this hacker crap!
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teft @lemmy.world
Where's a 13 year old girl that knows Unix when you need her?
19 0 ReplyAtariDump @lemmy.world 26 0 ReplyAtariDump @lemmy.world I miss /r/ItsAUnixSystem
8 0 ReplyAdmiral Patrick @dubvee.org OP
I searched a few of the bigger instances, but didn't find one. It's been almost a year, so I figure if one was going to pop up, it would have by now.
So, I made one: !its_a_unix_system@dubvee.org (https://dubvee.org/c/its_a_unix_system)
Will try to get a few posts up soon.
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brygphilomena @lemmy.world Assign to maintenance. I don't fix fences.
15 0 ReplyAdmiral Patrick @dubvee.org OP
#NotMyJob
Love it.
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jubilationtcornpone @sh.itjust.works Alright. Which jackass pushed to prod on a Friday?
12 0 ReplyAdmiral Patrick @dubvee.org OP
In all the recent cases of this happening to me, it's networking that pushed to prod on a Friday. lol
6 0 Replyjubilationtcornpone @sh.itjust.works Last time it was the data team.
"We'll just modify this Elastic Search template and not tell anyone. It'll be fine and no one will even notice ."
Wrong, dipshits! Everything was not fine and lots of people noticed.
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northendtrooper @lemmy.ca Noisey Gif
10 0 ReplyAdmiral Patrick @dubvee.org OP
Right? lol. I was tempted to edit in "gifs you can hear"
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Melllvar @startrek.website
For some reason this specific graphic has always been one of my favorite parts of this movie.
Edit: I love the internet sometimes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94jIQm0YcCs
8 0 ReplyAdmiral Patrick @dubvee.org OP
Same. I'm a big fan of interactive schematic views in general. There's a few more (when the door locks go down and when Lex boots them back up) that are almost as cool.
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4am @lemm.ee “Find Nedry! Check the vending machines!”
6 0 ReplyToes♀ @ani.social
This reminds me of how my manager would always book vacations to align with major rollouts.
4 0 Replycerement @slrpnk.net
the number of games that insist on pushing out patches, expansions, hotfixes on Fridays …
5 0 Replyarudesalad @sh.itjust.works One of the mmo devs for a game I play did that. Game was unplayable for all of Christmas. They are never doing that again.
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katy ✨ @lemmy.blahaj.zone
it's alright it's just a planned maintenance window nothing bad will happen
4 0 Replyshalafi @lemmy.world Saving this one for next time I'm on call for weekend monitoring.
3 0 ReplyCptEnder @lemmy.world I dunno but it involves Gluttonous amounts of whip cream
2 0 ReplyVenia Silente @lemm.ee
That's why I don't have monitor dashboards 😎
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