Skeezix@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agoFunny but it's even less funnylemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down112file-text
arrow-up1137arrow-down1external-linkFunny but it's even less funnylemmy.worldSkeezix@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square34fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecollapse_already@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·8 days agoInterest declined when they discovered the immigration process was non-trivial. I checked into Canada back in 2016. Didn’t bother this time. I think a lobotomy might be the answer. It would be nice if I could just have my empathy surgically removed.
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·8 days agoWait, you’re telling me other countries have long processes for immigrating? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked. Save your money, y’all. You might need it if you ever need to flee to Canada as a refugee.
minus-squareayyy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoIf I have to die young, I’m taking a few fascists with me.
Interest declined when they discovered the immigration process was non-trivial. I checked into Canada back in 2016. Didn’t bother this time. I think a lobotomy might be the answer. It would be nice if I could just have my empathy surgically removed.
Wait, you’re telling me other countries have long processes for immigrating? I’m shocked. SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.
Save your money, y’all. You might need it if you ever need to flee to Canada as a refugee.
If I have to die young, I’m taking a few fascists with me.