I fucking love United lmfao

actually on second thoughts, let’s do forget

got fifa 24 on switch (I refuse to call it fc24). it’s been almost 10 years since my last fifa, but I was so proud to have tweaked Arsenal’s formation, tactics and instructions to match my closest understanding of how arteta wants us to play irl.

got spanked 5-1 in my first match in seasons.

THE FIRE RISES

Teams are more defensive tactically because we’re better. It’s foolish to expect our attack to be the same as last season.

(Teams being more defensive is also why our defence is doing better on paper. Rice aside.)

Arsenal still have to go to the Etihad, Amex and the TH stadium. A quick reminder that we have already played 4/7 harder away games.

So both Arsenal and Liverpool are basically done with ~half? What even is that logic

Also, they only got 5 points from those 4 games lmao

Ummm this comment isn’t about Ramsdale. Are you having a stroke? Do you not know Ramsdale is the only approved topic?

Martinelli does it often but I don’t remember any specific moment off the top of my head

1-0 gets us there but I have a feeling this isn’t a 1-0 kind of attacking lineup

Kane goals are actually enjoyable now wtf

“But you ASKED me to post it online”

you guys ever start making an argument but realise you need more data to support it so you go to fbref to exercise your daily confirmation bias quota?

yeah me neither

I hate to be all “ackshually” but it’s comparing percentiles. The difference usually doesn’t matter but it does here.

the streets will never forget Arsenal before the world cup 🫡

LUCAS
PEREZ

I demand an explanation for why Lucas Perez didn’t make it into the best XI

I have finally seen the light

most football analysis is worthless

there really isn’t much more to it than putting one right in their fucking goal hole

All you need is 3 players up front. Who plays where when is just complicated airflow.

Tsamina mina, eh, eh
Waka waka, eh, eh
60 million down the drain
Kai Havertz scores again

We’ve got Ozil
Mesut Ozil
I just don’t think you understand
He’s Arsenal Wenger’s man
He’s better than Zidane
We’ve got Mesut Ozil

(with percussion, of course)