You know Astroturf?

Me dressing for my wedding vs me dressing for us going top

Hahaha Allison

We should liberate him

I’ll go for “What is consistency?” For 500 please Alex

I’ve just picked up my glasses and it’s going to be devastating for my match-thread shitposting game as I can’t see my phone when I’m wearing them

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, ‘If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.’. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don’t ever smoke. Please don’t put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because Southgateball has given me cancer anyway

But he hasn’t used his hand as a weapon

What???

Hear me out… Rice #9

Sub the UEFA official on, Gareth

We got an attempt on target!!

ITS COMING HOME

Hahaha what the actual fuck are they doing 🤡

Yeah idk about that one, chief

Get Saka off you fraudulent waistcoat-wearing wankstain

That paper aeroplane lol

Giroud

Scenes of Haaland putting a dozen past Oldham Athletic’s poor defence

Dreams of Everton going down are back on the menu!

Sigh, unzips