I would leave a comment but I’ll be busy (with a girl, you wouldn’t understand)
I would upvote your comment, but I’ll be with a real girl (I don’t expect you to understand it)
I would read your comment, but I’ll be playing Factorio (I don’t expect you to understand it)
Good because I don’t.
lmao this is too good, I would laugh but I’ll be too busy (because I’ll be meeting a girl, not that you are really going to understand)
A REAL ONE!
I don’t understand :(
(you wouldn’t)
48 hours later
“Hey fellas.”
*minutes
I know this is an unpopular take…but I’m cheering the guy on. He obviously needs to get laid. Like, really bad.
I think he needs to fall on his face first, to lose the entitlement and degrading behaviour towards his (up until this point) friends.
Then when he learns he can have another attempt.
He might be like 12 y.o. then this show off is understandable ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
for the girl’s sake I hope he doesn’t
(assuming it is not satire, but it probably is)
For all of our sakes, I, too, hope he doesn’t.
Sounds like he doesn’t understand.
Must be so nice to know girls in real life.
By the way, I use Arch.
Is it true they exist? I thought a woman was just a thing ai hallucinated up I didn’t think they were real.
The ai had to come up with the idea from somewhere. So women just might have existed at some point.
It got the idea from femboys who got the idea from 18th century dress attire who got the idea from an alien race of beings that looked like women.
If she’s in to condescending pricks, it’ll be a perfect match!
Assuming she exists in the first place
She totally does, she just goes to another Discord. I wouldn’t expect you (an obvious virgin) to understand what it’s like to have Real Human Girls be interested in you, but she’s real (a real girl and also definitely human) and she wants him. She’s just offline right now or she’d prove it.
Yeah she’s on Discord Canada
Can confirm
Thank you for your service.
And also with you
What’s that? Another copypasta hot off the press? Don’t mind if I do tyvm!
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. l’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where l am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again l don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, l have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
@everyone
Image compression says otherwise.
This guy fucks
I don’t think he does, too busy meeting up with a real girl
Napoleon Dynamite reporting from the Internets…
More like kip, but yeah
Clearly he’s gay.
Ugh if my
gay-ass
gay ass
had had
Discord in 7th grade, this is exactly the kind of bullshit propaganda I would have used to cover for myself
Honestly this was so weird to read because of the line breaks, but it would have been way harder without them. Thanks for looking out!
I hope your gay-ass gay ass had had a great day.
It does sound like he’s trying to convince himself.
guys… call me crazy but… I think he will be meeting a girl
I don’t understand.
NO WAY
A real one mind you, none of that 2D