The trick is not to take the opinions of idiots like Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher seriously.
Considering the utter rubbish they come out with most of the time, this isn’t that difficult.
As for the decisions you mention, personally I’m amused how Eddie Howe is happy with VAR one week and then mysteriously against it the next. No prizes for guessing why.
And as for the “new one”, if Haaland wasn’t such a flat track pony and hadn’t missed some sitters, the plastics would have been out of sight before the incident even took place.

In fairness, If the tiny totts were any good at finishing they would have been 5-0 up by half time.

I would think so.

The audio I’ve heard released so far seems to be akin to the old chimps and typewriters saying.

When you consider some of the aviation disasters that have happened because of simple communications errors…

Yeah, you need both. I think a lot of people misunderstand what the pitchside review is for, though.

Including the referees.

Only as part of a unit and decidedly average going forward.

Easy.

Nigel Winterburn screamer into the top corner at Chelsea.

https://youtu.be/P8TdpMTtwnI?si=KeWgeXJP__Eg5sDF

Hereford knocking Geordie Arabia out of the cup.

Senegal beating World Champions France.

They weren’t “exonerated by CAS”. They got off on a technicality because UEFA filed the charges too late under their own rules.

… For Brazil.

Let’s hope so. They deserve it.

Arsenal really dodged a bullet forcing Jabba the Uzbek out of our club.

Giggs did it routinely.

So he’ll be off to Madrid when the plastics get relegated then.

Wouldn’t that mean parachute and promotion payments should be considered?

In Burnley’s case, wouldn’t that be more than they would have earned staying up?

As a Gooner, the NLD is the worst one as it’s nerve-wracking.

For comedy value, it has to be the Manchester Dhabi derby with Merchandise United.

Ten Hag’s habit of slagging off the players has done him no favours.

Considering the absolute mess Jarred Gillett usually makes of things, let’s stick to the top European leagues shall we?